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Dumb Dumb Dennis Meets His End; Bye Bye Frye

Dennis thought he could bet the underdog and come out victorious. Dennis thought his team without Tyreek Hill would be enough to stop me. He thought wrong, and although it says he’s still in first place in the league that is a load of garbage, just like his team. The Rank King is the theContinueContinue reading “Dumb Dumb Dennis Meets His End; Bye Bye Frye”

Deke’s Domination; The Great War Has Come

Well Deke was right to worry as his team crumbled under the weight of the pressure and he barely cracked 80 points. I know it’s hard to handle when you take on the king. Sometimes you get nervous. It happens, but yes I was able to rack up another win as my team goes nowContinueContinue reading “Deke’s Domination; The Great War Has Come”

Personal Add to Pittsburgh Breweries

Happy fucking Thursday everyone. In case you have been living under a rock for the past 3 years Thursdays mean one thing to me, Two Beers Deep. The flagship show of Thoughts From the Bench has been running strong every Thursday at 6pm. The concept of the show is simple, you are at your humanContinueContinue reading “Personal Add to Pittsburgh Breweries”

Among Us; NFL Edition

Through the difficult time that is the year 2020, humanity has been surviving off of some wonderful gifts of entertainment. This includes Tiger King, Tik Tok, etc. However, one thing has shined up above the rest; the game Among Us. The hit game took hold of the funniest situation with a serious concept; What ifContinueContinue reading “Among Us; NFL Edition”

The False King Falls; Grinding out Game of Jones

Well well well… Even with my back against the wall, my best player on a bye week, and A.J. Brown scoring a lot of points on my bench, my team reigned supreme over the false king; King Mitch. People loved to talk smack about my team, and how it all came to be, but lookContinueContinue reading “The False King Falls; Grinding out Game of Jones”

“I Beat Myself” – Why Boyd Sucks and The Road to Ryan

I want to make this very clear for all of the peasants watching. Boyd didn’t beat me. I left key players on my bench, and because of that I was unable to keep my streak undefeated. It was essentially as football people call it, a trap game. This is unacceptable on my part and IContinueContinue reading ““I Beat Myself” – Why Boyd Sucks and The Road to Ryan”

Start’ Em Sit’ Em Quarterbacks – Week 6

Starts Start of the Week – Matt Stafford vs Jacksonville Jaguars Stafford is coming off a bye week and has a date with the Jacksonville Jaguars. Their defense has been suspect allowing 11 touchdowns through the air this season, and has given up the seventh most fantasy points to quarterbacks this season. Coming off ofContinueContinue reading “Start’ Em Sit’ Em Quarterbacks – Week 6”

Slaying Tom; A “Super Genius” Approaches

It feels so good waking up the morning after with a 4-0 record in our league. Royalty goes to the ones who deserve it and that is exactly what happened with my team when we took down poor peasant Tom and his COVID stricken team. I feel sorry for you sir. I hope when yourContinueContinue reading “Slaying Tom; A “Super Genius” Approaches”

Conquering Greg; A Nameless Team on the Horizon

Just like I said would happen my team with some weapons down once again conquers another peasant. Greg Mac thought he could take the throne, but instead the fool ends up with the rest of the lot. It brings me great joy that his own Buffalo Bills players along with Alvin Kamara sealed his fate.ContinueContinue reading “Conquering Greg; A Nameless Team on the Horizon”

Money Ball Fails; March to Malek

The Rank King claims victory of the putrid money ball system in exquisite fashion. The combined efforts of the Cowboys, the Chargers, the Jaguars, Chip and Elsass proved to be no match for my elite force. The score speaks for itself subjects; With a 1-0 start under my belt, it is time to turn toContinueContinue reading “Money Ball Fails; March to Malek”