The Steelers Are Quackin Back

Let’s just start off with this right here ladies and gents! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeInEEgMfqQ WOOOOOOOOOOOO. The Pittsburgh Steelers have won a West Coast game with their fourth string Qb. Phew. Man. To say I was a little bit worried might be the understatement of the year when Hunter Henry limped into the end zone, but our defenseContinueContinue reading “The Steelers Are Quackin Back”

What We Know About the NFL – Week 5

I just want the Steelers to win. We lost by 3 points each game so like…we aren’t BAD, but man do I just want to win. Shooo. Here’s what we know. Lamar Jackson is human The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense is legit The Bengals are trying to beat the Dolphins to Tua Justin Tucker can kickContinueContinue reading “What We Know About the NFL – Week 5”

A Roughing the Passer Away from Glory

Hello darkness, my old friend. Another weekend come and gone, another blog post of me explaining why I haven’t given up on the Steelers yet. Yesterday in the divisional matchup of a CENTURY, the Steelers played the Baltimore Ravens at home. The Steelers defense is legit for the first time in recent memory. I understandContinueContinue reading “A Roughing the Passer Away from Glory”

The Hallmark Christmas Movie Drinking Game

I really have tried in recent months to stop flat out hating on Hallmark movies. Look, if something really makes people happy and the only downside is that I have to sit through it, what harm does that do the world? It did, however get me thinking. What if there was a way for meContinueContinue reading “The Hallmark Christmas Movie Drinking Game”

Vegas Odds for the TFTB Home Run Derby

So there might be a few of you that have heard, but this weekend is the first ever Thoughts From the Bench Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby, a closed door tournament for the benchers to see who’s elite and who’s named Greg. Also, the HOTO boys are lucky I put them on the trophy…if theyContinueContinue reading “Vegas Odds for the TFTB Home Run Derby”

Thursday Night Football Preview

Is it ok to shout “FOOTBALL IS BACK” every Thursday morning? I get it, it’s already week 5 Deke? Shouldn’t the glitz and glammmmmm of the NFL returning be over? F*** No. In the words of the immortal Drake, “I want this shit forever.” Football is back (once again) tonight with the Seattle Seahawks facingContinueContinue reading “Thursday Night Football Preview”

NFL Week 5 Start Sits

DUH DUHNNADUN DUNDHUNA. Football is back tonight with the Seattle Seahawks facing off against the L.A. Rams, a game that actually should be pretty exciting. Goff has been…odd this season to be completely honest, and I mean that in the most system quarterback way I can say it. It’s just me and Dre this weekContinueContinue reading “NFL Week 5 Start Sits”

Let’s Do That Hockey

Wayne Gretzky. Mario Lemieux. Deke. The holy trinity of hockey greatness. You thought Baseball was my favorite sport? man were you wrong. I’m a bigger hockey fan than Vo and Johnny Violence combined, and it’s pretty obvious. Do either of them have Sid Crosby’s 1000th point ticket or booklet? Nope. Just me. Small talk aside,ContinueContinue reading “Let’s Do That Hockey”

Dame D.O.L.L.A. v Shaq Deisel

First things first I made a deal. Shoutout to Dre for knowing that DaBaby lyric. My. Dude. I F** WIT YOU LIKE MARTIN F*** WIT GINA. Shaq Deisel. Dame D.O.L.L.A. Two actual musicaly gifted and athletically gifted indivciduals going at it. I know there’s traditionally a negative stigma around athlete rappers, but hear me out.ContinueContinue reading “Dame D.O.L.L.A. v Shaq Deisel”

Keaton owes Greg an Apology

First off, tell me I’m not nice with Photoshop. You see that cape? Shoooooooo. What a night for baseball fans such as myself. The NL Wild Card game between the Mikwaukee Brewers and the Washington Nationals played out last night, and I learned one thing from the game…Christian Yelich is the MVP. If you didn’tContinueContinue reading “Keaton owes Greg an Apology”