Tag Archives: Fantasy Football

Bye Bye Deke. On to the Next One.

I’m honestly starting to get worried that I haven’t had a loss yet in this league, especially after I EASILY destroyed Deke this past week. For someone who considers himself a fantasy football expert, sure as hell didn’t support that with such a lackluster performance from your “elite” squad. Better luck this week, pal. MaybeContinueContinue reading “Bye Bye Deke. On to the Next One.”

This is Your King?

You know, I really wanted to go off on this long rant about Austin. Like I was really looking forward to it. I wanted to talk about how I hate his rankings. About how he drafted not one, not two, but three players from his Top 10 Fantasy Football Players to Avoid rankings, which he’llContinueContinue reading “This is Your King?”

Leonard Fournette: Fantasy Football’s Human Enigma

Most football fans know the name Leonard Fournette. Former Heisman candidate running back out of LSU who suffered a gruesome injury before being drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars back in 2017. Since then he has battled with injury and production issues. In 3 years in Jacksonville, he totaled 2,631 yards, 17 touchdowns averaging 4.0 YPC.ContinueContinue reading “Leonard Fournette: Fantasy Football’s Human Enigma”

Down with Deke.

Well I must say… WOW! It has been a cake walk the first two weeks of the fantasy football season. Beating Vo was easier than community college. Beating Benny was easier than a kindergartener’s math homework. But I think I may finally have my first challenge in the TFTB Fantasy Football League… Deke. Buddy. Pal.ContinueContinue reading “Down with Deke.”

Fantasy Insight by Tom Dube

Apologies from the commish – This article was ON TIME and sandbagged accidently. Tom is NOT ind anger of any punishments. Love you Tom. Fantasy Football, much like life, can be a very funny thing. “Funny” in a you love it but it can be very frustrating, inconsistent, and sometimes maddening. Playing in 3 leagues,ContinueContinue reading “Fantasy Insight by Tom Dube”

The Apologies Series: Sorry Benny Buckets

Last week, I had the pleasure of embarrassing Vo in our first week of the Thoughts From The Bench Fantasy Football League, and before it even happened, I knew I had to apologize because it was just the right thing to do. The last thing I wanted him to do was to quit the leagueContinueContinue reading “The Apologies Series: Sorry Benny Buckets”

Hello, Week 1 High Scorer Here

Hello every, it’s your Week 1 high scorer here and boy is it glorious to be in this position after Week 1. To be honest, it wasn’t easy to get here though. So, let me walk you through my week. So, I went to Chicago this past weekend to visit my brother. I drove outContinueContinue reading “Hello, Week 1 High Scorer Here”

Don’t Bet on Degenerate Dennis

Denny is a great guy. He’s funny, he can kick the hell out of a football, but does he really KNOW football? Naaaaahhhh. Dennis is known for being a gambler. A guy who takes chances. Way too many risky ones. Rumor has it he’s going to sit Russell Wilson and Cam Newton to start CarsonContinueContinue reading “Don’t Bet on Degenerate Dennis”