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The Week We Have All Been Waiting For: Dethroning the RankKing

This week is the highlight of my fantasy football season every year since I have been in the Thoughts From The Bench Fantasy Football league. Absolutely demolishing Austin and making his gang of misfits look like a group of clowns. The RankKing thinks he his superior to all in his fantasy football knowledge and itContinueContinue reading “The Week We Have All Been Waiting For: Dethroning the RankKing”

Monday Night Football Bet Specials: What YOU NEED TO KNOW

Normally I would take this time to recap my fantasy football week but this week I played against Steph, and there is no fun in shit-talking someone who isn’t trying to win the league like everyone else. I am just happy to see that Vo and Smalls both took L’s this week in their matchups.ContinueContinue reading “Monday Night Football Bet Specials: What YOU NEED TO KNOW”

Monday Night Football: Same Game Parlay Special

Well, week 4 of the NFL saw some surprises that no one thought would happen in the betting world so, needless to say, every single one of my parlays was SHAFTED thanks to the Tennessee Titans not being able to pull off a win against the New York Jets. This is what I get forContinueContinue reading “Monday Night Football: Same Game Parlay Special”

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Penn State Sucks at Football, and Smalls Sucks at Fantasy Football Too.

Let me be extremely clear before you get into the the article filled with shit talk and cheap shots towards one of the former league champion (even though I was not in the league then). Smalls is one of the coolest kids I know, and I have a ton of respect for the kid, andContinueContinue reading “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Penn State Sucks at Football, and Smalls Sucks at Fantasy Football Too.”

Week 3: LETS WIN SOME MONEY!!!

We have two big parlays for this week’s games, and both are longshots, just like THE Rankking’s chance to win the TFTB fantasy football league. These bets are little risk, BIG reward. but first, I have to give Tom some smack… Tom, what happened bud? I was expecting a little bit more of a fightContinueContinue reading “Week 3: LETS WIN SOME MONEY!!!”

Want to Win Some Money? Check Out These NFL Bets for Week 2

The most wonderful time of the year is back! Football season is here, which means Austin is back with his hot takes of start em and sit em’s, Deke is here thinking he is the supreme fantasy football player, Smalls thinks because he won the league 1 time he’s automatically going to win it again,ContinueContinue reading “Want to Win Some Money? Check Out These NFL Bets for Week 2”

Time to win a quick $500. An EPL Parlay you CAN’t Pass up.

Well, I have been on quite the soccer betting hiatus since Covid has turned the EPL upside down. This week some of the major clubs like Liverpool, Manchester City, Arsenal, and Chelsea all dropping points in recent games to teams that are in the bottom half of the table, its hard to wonder if thereContinueContinue reading “Time to win a quick $500. An EPL Parlay you CAN’t Pass up.”

Deke’s Domination; The Great War Has Come

Well Deke was right to worry as his team crumbled under the weight of the pressure and he barely cracked 80 points. I know it’s hard to handle when you take on the king. Sometimes you get nervous. It happens, but yes I was able to rack up another win as my team goes nowContinueContinue reading “Deke’s Domination; The Great War Has Come”

Feels Lonely at the Top.

I never thought I would be in this position to write this article, but here we are, Deke Top Josh Bottom, being the only undefeated team left in the TFTB Fantasy Football League. Dre was nice enough to start a weak lineup and lose by 40 points last week, and with the Rank King (peasant)ContinueContinue reading “Feels Lonely at the Top.”

The Demise of “The Dre”.

I honestly took so long to get this article out because I honestly had no clue what else I could put in it other than just talking shit about how much of a disappointment Dre’s team is, especially with having the first overall pick in the draft. Dre, I’m not mad you lost to DekeContinueContinue reading “The Demise of “The Dre”.”