Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Penn State Sucks at Football, and Smalls Sucks at Fantasy Football Too.

Let me be extremely clear before you get into the the article filled with shit talk and cheap shots towards one of the former league champion (even though I was not in the league then). Smalls is one of the coolest kids I know, and I have a ton of respect for the kid, and he makes Deke look like a nerd. We instantly had a great bond since meeting day 1 at Deke’s farewell show and then the rest of the night at the casino with our new friend and blackjack dealer, Roland. I do not actually mean any of the things I say (aside from the bet I am offering to make with him) and I say it all in good fun and as part of banter that comes with the TFTB Fantasy Football league.

Yo Dawg - Yo Dawg, you suck at fantasy football but you dont suck as bad as Smalls does

If you all couldn’t tell already, I am directly attacking Smalls for our week 3 matchup in the TFTB Fantasy Football league. Smalls is coming off of a rough week and rough start to his return to the TFTB Fantasy Football league. He is 0-2, he lost against Dre in week 2, he lost Calvin Ridley due to his lack of content, and to make matters worse, he’s not winning in our week 3 match up. At least Penn State footbal doing ok so far this season is Smalls saving grace.

Smalls, Smalls, Smalls… what are we going to do with you? You are not doing the best job at defending your title that you once held in this league. I don’t know if I should laugh or feel bad, but let me do one better for you. Offer you a friendly wager. This week, if you win, I will buy you a case of Coors Light or whatever Coors product of your choosing. If I win, you buy me a case of the delicious stubby bottled nectar from the beer gods of Coors Banquet. The ball is now in your court, and best of luck this week. You are going to need all the luck you can get pal.

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