I never thought I would be in this position to write this article, but here we are, Deke Top Josh Bottom, being the only undefeated team left in the TFTB Fantasy Football League. Dre was nice enough to start a weak lineup and lose by 40 points last week, and with the Rank King (peasant) taking an embarrassing loss to Boyd, I’m now the only team that has yet to lose, and this week, I get to take on the other half of my team name, THE Josh Elsass (And Chip!).
I have to start off by saying that I will NEVER talk smack on Chip, the clearly better of the two managers of Team Anastasia Football Club. Chip has been to more soccer games than my parents have been to in my adult recreational soccer career, and he has always been the team’s #1 supporter. With Deke’s recent contract signing to FC 125 1/2 in the GPSL second division, I hope to see him back in the stands cheering us to a GPSL Championship this year.
Josh on the other hand… Man, where do I even begin… I beat you at golf, the field goal kicking competition, and probably would beat you in a hockey shootout… the list and the possibilities are endless. but for the sake of time, I’ll just leave it at the fact that your Moneyball tactic has officially failed you this season. with Dak done for the season, you now do not have a star QB, and have to rely on GARDNER!!!!! This is going to be a ROUGH week for team Moneyball… maybe if you’re lucky you will hit 80 points this week.
Gentlemen, I do want to wish you the best of luck. You are going to need all of it for this week.