You have GOT to be kidding me. It’s literally been a few hours since news broke that Barcelona’s leading man Messi wanted out from underneath the clutches of the Spanish powerhouse only for my hopes and dreams to not even last 24 hours. I mean seriously, I wrote this over a cup of coffee THISContinueContinue reading “Lionel Messi Picks Man City Because Of Course”
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Draft Gardner Minshew, Get Free Beer
The mustache man himself is the Chosen King, the Man of the People, the Mustache above all Mustache’s and the man that just keeps on giving. Want his latest gift? It’s pretty simple actually. https://twitter.com/budlight/status/1298264777374892033 Gardner Minshew is teaming up with Bud Light to give you free beer if you have the stones to draftContinueContinue reading “Draft Gardner Minshew, Get Free Beer”
Barca Confirms Messi Wants Out
MAN OH MAN, just when you think you’ve seen it all the greatest footballer of all time hands in the transfer rumor of ALL transfer rumors. Lionel Messi, arguably the single greatest human to touch a soccer field has formally told Barcelona he wants OUT. https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1298318924208058371?s=20 A lot of people will instantly compare this decisionContinueContinue reading “Barca Confirms Messi Wants Out”
Man U Captain and Friend of a Friend of a Friend to TFTB Found Guilty
GOATS doing GOAT shit. Boys being guys being dudes being men. Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire was found guilty today of an incident that happened while on Holiday in Greece during the offseason including assault, resisting arrest and bribery…which I mean call me a degenerate, but if I had the bankroll of a top tierContinueContinue reading “Man U Captain and Friend of a Friend of a Friend to TFTB Found Guilty”
Tight End Rankings
Ohhhhh Tight Ends. The weirdest position in fantasy. You either get an absolute stud in the first two rounds, a “meh, i dont love this guy” flyer in the mid rounds or a late round stud muffin like Darren Waller. Getting a start and forget tight end is one of the better feelings in fantasy,ContinueContinue reading “Tight End Rankings”
Oh S***, The Draft Lottery Is Tonight
Man, time flies in a bubble huh. Tonight NBA fans across the league will find the first real bit of action as the teams fighting for the number one overall pick did not make it to the Florida Bubble. S/O to the Jazz, Celtics, Raptors and Mavs for helping me turn a cool free $10ContinueContinue reading “Oh S***, The Draft Lottery Is Tonight”
The Mavs Get Screwed
Literally, convince me otherwise. If you weren’t aware of one of the most ridiculous situations in the return of sports, last night The Unicorn himself Kristaps Porzingis was big booted from the Mavs / Clippers game for arguably the weakest double tech in basketball history. To get the story off right, let’s take a lookContinueContinue reading “The Mavs Get Screwed”
Top Ten Best Beers To Have
You clicked this expecting me to say IPA’s, huh? I don’t believe honestly there is a “perfect” style of beer, the same way that I don’t believe there is a “perfect” style of music, a “perfect” style of pizza or a “perfect” movie…although Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the closest the human race has gotten. IContinueContinue reading “Top Ten Best Beers To Have”
Deke’s Wide Receiver Rankings
To start I wanted everyone to know I do not value wide receivers as the end all be all of fantasy football due to a few variables. One, there will be a fantasy relevant receiver we didn’t expect to hit that will light up the NFL. It happens almost every year and you can justContinueContinue reading “Deke’s Wide Receiver Rankings”
Top 5 NBA Trades that Should Happen
“Easy Peasy Ben Simmons Knees suck.” It’s not a traditional saying, but it’s a true one, just like “An apple a day keeps George Karl away” or “Red fish, blue fish, free throws, Dame missed”. https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1292181852715966465?s=20 The NBA is a trade lovers dream league, providing us with the perfect mix of trades and free-agent signings.ContinueContinue reading “Top 5 NBA Trades that Should Happen”
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