Metcalf is a Beast, but I Got Deke To Beat

Enjoy this victory Benny. It is pretty easy to get a victory when one of your guys scored 40 plus points. Not hating it though. Every peasant deserves a coin flipped to them every once in a while. I don’t think of it anymore than that especially since I wasn’t that far off of himContinueContinue reading “Metcalf is a Beast, but I Got Deke To Beat”

Breaking the Bones of Jones; Suck it Buckets

I am now at the top, and while most people think there is nowhere to go but down I just don’t see myself going down anytime soon. I, the Rank King am now in first place in our TFTB fantasy football league. I will look to keep my throne untouched, but first a little summaryContinueContinue reading “Breaking the Bones of Jones; Suck it Buckets”

Game of Jones: Moving Up The Ranks

After a big win in Week 6, Game of Jones looks to continue their success against “Lights Kamara Action” and the Rank King. The Rank King sits at a 5-1 record which is pretty impressive in my opinion. However, records mean nothing when heading into a fantasy football matchup, since anything can happen at any given time.

The False King Falls; Grinding out Game of Jones

Well well well… Even with my back against the wall, my best player on a bye week, and A.J. Brown scoring a lot of points on my bench, my team reigned supreme over the false king; King Mitch. People loved to talk smack about my team, and how it all came to be, but lookContinueContinue reading “The False King Falls; Grinding out Game of Jones”

“I Beat Myself” – Why Boyd Sucks and The Road to Ryan

I want to make this very clear for all of the peasants watching. Boyd didn’t beat me. I left key players on my bench, and because of that I was unable to keep my streak undefeated. It was essentially as football people call it, a trap game. This is unacceptable on my part and IContinueContinue reading ““I Beat Myself” – Why Boyd Sucks and The Road to Ryan”

Feels Lonely at the Top.

I never thought I would be in this position to write this article, but here we are, Deke Top Josh Bottom, being the only undefeated team left in the TFTB Fantasy Football League. Dre was nice enough to start a weak lineup and lose by 40 points last week, and with the Rank King (peasant)ContinueContinue reading “Feels Lonely at the Top.”

Slaying Tom; A “Super Genius” Approaches

It feels so good waking up the morning after with a 4-0 record in our league. Royalty goes to the ones who deserve it and that is exactly what happened with my team when we took down poor peasant Tom and his COVID stricken team. I feel sorry for you sir. I hope when yourContinueContinue reading “Slaying Tom; A “Super Genius” Approaches”