**EDITORS NOTE – Greg doesn’t hate, dislike or even think Ohtani isn’t great. It’s a running joke that Josh and I know nothing about baseball, so we chose our champion and he’s working out. F*** Stephen A Smith.** Last night, Major League Baseball did it’s best job once again to draw in the casual fanContinueContinue reading “Pete Alonso Wins, but so does Greg’s Mortal Enemy”
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A Great Depression (Baseball Sucks)
Greg Scelp is in the house damn near 10 years of being sad fuck bois together. We talk about the city we love the sport we hate, the overwhelming amount of shoes and hats we own. We dive into music and just about everything else. Enjoy a great conversation with the very powerful Greg Scelp.ContinueContinue reading “A Great Depression (Baseball Sucks)”
Who has the best hat in baseball?
The 2020 World Series Winners are the LA Dodgers. As I watched the postseason it became clear to me that not only did the Dodgers’ have the best offense in baseball, but perhaps the best hats in baseball. Whether you believe how cool your hat is matters or not, there is a saying that lendsContinueContinue reading “Who has the best hat in baseball?”
The Astros Are The Worst Part Of Sports
https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1288436799363317768?s=20 I would like to start right here…I told all of the “BaSeBaLl PuReStS” that the Assholes would ABSOLUTELY still get tossed at still even with a global pandemic occuring, and they should be. If you’ve lived under a rock, here’s the Asterisks cheating scandal in a nutshell. They relayed pitches to their batters byContinueContinue reading “The Astros Are The Worst Part Of Sports”
PIRATES BASEBALL IS BACK
It’s about damn time! Today the Buccos square off in a 3 game set vs the Cleveland Indians. Let me be clear and say these games do not count at all. These are only exhibition games. I’m almost guaranteeing that the starters will play in this game and throughout this series getting ready for firstContinueContinue reading “PIRATES BASEBALL IS BACK”
Yelich Deal Proves A Lot
https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1234950259630989312?s=20 As reported yesterday by multiple accounts the Milwaukee Brewers are negotiating a contract extension for M.V.P and Pete Davidson Look-A-Like Christian Yelich. I just think that’s super funny. They don’t really look a lot a like, but maybe cousins where ones a millionare baseball player and the other is a cynical comedian. There’s aContinueContinue reading “Yelich Deal Proves A Lot”
That Piece of Metal
From TFTB’s biggest baseball guy, I really have only expressed my opinions on the Astro’s cheating scandal through Two Beers Deep. Honestly, this one single comment made me write a blog. Imagine the commissioner of a professional sport actually demeaning your trophy as a “Piece of Metal.” What a jackass. This guy, who we allContinueContinue reading “That Piece of Metal”
Keaton’s Response to the Nationals
19-31! That was the Nationals record. On May 23rd, talk about a miracle comeback of a season. Dave Martinez was on the verge of being the first manger fired nearing the end of May. Now here we sit on Oct. 31st with the Washington Nationals first time World Series Champions. The team that did notContinueContinue reading “Keaton’s Response to the Nationals”
Big Baseball Guy…Huge
Let’s just have a quick moment of silense for other sports real quick, because last nights game 1 of the World Series was flerping awesome. This may come to a shock to a lot of you…but I really haven’t watched much baseball this year. I’m not saying I deserve an award for watching, but ifContinueContinue reading “Big Baseball Guy…Huge”
Keaton owes Greg an Apology
First off, tell me I’m not nice with Photoshop. You see that cape? Shoooooooo. What a night for baseball fans such as myself. The NL Wild Card game between the Mikwaukee Brewers and the Washington Nationals played out last night, and I learned one thing from the game…Christian Yelich is the MVP. If you didn’tContinueContinue reading “Keaton owes Greg an Apology”
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