Bye Bye Deke. On to the Next One.

I’m honestly starting to get worried that I haven’t had a loss yet in this league, especially after I EASILY destroyed Deke this past week. For someone who considers himself a fantasy football expert, sure as hell didn’t support that with such a lackluster performance from your “elite” squad. Better luck this week, pal. MaybeContinueContinue reading “Bye Bye Deke. On to the Next One.”

Down with Deke.

Well I must say… WOW! It has been a cake walk the first two weeks of the fantasy football season. Beating Vo was easier than community college. Beating Benny was easier than a kindergartener’s math homework. But I think I may finally have my first challenge in the TFTB Fantasy Football League… Deke. Buddy. Pal.ContinueContinue reading “Down with Deke.”

The Apologies Series: Sorry Benny Buckets

Last week, I had the pleasure of embarrassing Vo in our first week of the Thoughts From The Bench Fantasy Football League, and before it even happened, I knew I had to apologize because it was just the right thing to do. The last thing I wanted him to do was to quit the leagueContinueContinue reading “The Apologies Series: Sorry Benny Buckets”

A Day Full of Apologies. I’m Sorry Vo.

Last night, our fearless leader Deke did the unimaginable by wasting a beer because he couldn’t deal with the taste, and before I end up going and making Vo never want to play fantasy football again after our head to head matchup this week, I wanted to write an apology to Vo saying how sorryContinueContinue reading “A Day Full of Apologies. I’m Sorry Vo.”

Barcelona to BarceLOLna. Messi Asks to Leave Club at End of Season

Just when Barca fans think it can’t get any worse, it very well may have. After getting demolished 8-2 by Bayern Munich in the Champions League quarterfinal, there are several reports that the Argentine superstar may be asking to leave the club after the conclusion of the season. Although there have been reports of thisContinueContinue reading “Barcelona to BarceLOLna. Messi Asks to Leave Club at End of Season”

Deke is Looking to Take an L From One of His Benchers.

It’s been a while since I have had the chance to write a blog, and now I get to welcome myself back in a true winners fashion. On August 6th, at 12:36PM EST, I got a text from Deke asking to make a Footgolf video. Needless to say, my eyes lit up, and I wasContinueContinue reading “Deke is Looking to Take an L From One of His Benchers.”

Riverhounds Defeat Defending Champions Louisville City FC in Season Opener

This past Sunday, the Riverhounds successfully came out victorious against the defending USL Champions Louisville City FC by a score of 3-1 at their brand new Lynn Family Stadium facility. The Riverhounds were very fortunate to get back into the game after what I would call a terrible first half, holding only 37% possession againstContinueContinue reading “Riverhounds Defeat Defending Champions Louisville City FC in Season Opener”

Manchester City gets 2 Year Ban Overturned

Today, news broke that Manchester City won their appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) to reverse the decision that banned them from European competition for the next two years. Along with having the decision reversed, the original fine amount was also reduced from 30m euros down to 10m euros. In delivering theContinueContinue reading “Manchester City gets 2 Year Ban Overturned”

“MLS is Back” Tournament Postponed Due to Coronavirus Outbreak.

The Coronavirus is at it again. Yesterday, the MLS announced that the opening match of the “MLS is Back” tournament between FC Dallas and the Vancouver Whitecaps scheduled for July 9th has been postponed. Six players tested positive for the virus from the FC Dallas squad. There were also two inconclusive tests that came backContinueContinue reading ““MLS is Back” Tournament Postponed Due to Coronavirus Outbreak.”

Bayern Munich and Man City Agree to Terms on Sane Transfer for £41m.

It’s a done deal! After much speculation, Leroy Sane will be leaving Manchester City for a price of £41 million for a 5 year contract. It is believed that if he achieves several add ons and incentives within his contract he could potentially earn upwards of £60 million. The transfer deal could be seen asContinueContinue reading “Bayern Munich and Man City Agree to Terms on Sane Transfer for £41m.”