Team Anastasia’s Fantasy Football Club

This year in the Thoughts From The Bench Fantasy Football League we have possibly the greatest Co-Manger-ship in the history of Fantasy Sports.  Money-Ball Josh Elsass and The Legend Chip Whiten are teaming up to play in the league.  You: “Wholly shit! What can we expect from this 96 Bulls esc team?” Me: “Uh winningContinue reading "Team Anastasia’s Fantasy Football Club"

Lionel Messi Picks Man City Because Of Course

You have GOT to be kidding me. It's literally been a few hours since news broke that Barcelona's leading man Messi wanted out from underneath the clutches of the Spanish powerhouse only for my hopes and dreams to not even last 24 hours. I mean seriously, I wrote this over a cup of coffee THISContinue reading "Lionel Messi Picks Man City Because Of Course"

Draft Gardner Minshew, Get Free Beer

The mustache man himself is the Chosen King, the Man of the People, the Mustache above all Mustache's and the man that just keeps on giving. Want his latest gift? It's pretty simple actually. https://twitter.com/budlight/status/1298264777374892033 Gardner Minshew is teaming up with Bud Light to give you free beer if you have the stones to draftContinue reading "Draft Gardner Minshew, Get Free Beer"

Barca Confirms Messi Wants Out

MAN OH MAN, just when you think you've seen it all the greatest footballer of all time hands in the transfer rumor of ALL transfer rumors. Lionel Messi, arguably the single greatest human to touch a soccer field has formally told Barcelona he wants OUT. https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1298318924208058371?s=20 A lot of people will instantly compare this decisionContinue reading "Barca Confirms Messi Wants Out"

Man U Captain and Friend of a Friend of a Friend to TFTB Found Guilty

GOATS doing GOAT shit. Boys being guys being dudes being men. Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire was found guilty today of an incident that happened while on Holiday in Greece during the offseason including assault, resisting arrest and bribery...which I mean call me a degenerate, but if I had the bankroll of a top tierContinue reading "Man U Captain and Friend of a Friend of a Friend to TFTB Found Guilty"

The Batman Looks Amazing!

Holy S**t balls Batman... Man, I literally said I wasn't gonna watch this movie because Robert Pattinson was playing Batman, but after watching this trailer...wow man. I have been completely wrong about this entire premise of the film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLOp_6uPccQ This movie looks absolutely incredible, but what exactly makes me think this movie is going toContinue reading "The Batman Looks Amazing!"

Ranking The Nine Titan Shifters

In my hopes to get our fanbase interested in this anime before the final season comes out, I bring to you yet another Attack on Titan article. In my last article, we touched upon the main reasons to watch the anime. Today, I touch upon one of those reasons which were the different types ofContinue reading "Ranking The Nine Titan Shifters"

Tight End Rankings

Ohhhhh Tight Ends. The weirdest position in fantasy. You either get an absolute stud in the first two rounds, a "meh, i dont love this guy" flyer in the mid rounds or a late round stud muffin like Darren Waller. Getting a start and forget tight end is one of the better feelings in fantasy,Continue reading "Tight End Rankings"

Oh S***, The Draft Lottery Is Tonight

Man, time flies in a bubble huh. Tonight NBA fans across the league will find the first real bit of action as the teams fighting for the number one overall pick did not make it to the Florida Bubble. S/O to the Jazz, Celtics, Raptors and Mavs for helping me turn a cool free $10Continue reading "Oh S***, The Draft Lottery Is Tonight"

Bucks and Lakers Fans, DO NOT Hit This Button!

Beyond the Arc By Ben Fiore Yesterday, we witnessed something you almost NEVER see. BOTH the No. 1 seeds in the NBA playoffs lost Game 1 of their opening series. The Bucks lost 122-110 to the Magic, and the Lakers dropped to the Trailblazers, 100-93. Now while the fanbases in Orlando and Portland have theirContinue reading "Bucks and Lakers Fans, DO NOT Hit This Button!"