Remember when I had a little hope going into Penn State’s B1G opener against Indiana? And finally, will my Penn State Nittany Lions fumble in the bag in like Week 7 and miss the B1G Championship/Playoff berth after somehow beating Ohio State in Week 2 and starting 6-0?Again I say:- That idiot Smalls in “It’sContinueContinue reading “I’m a Dumb Idiot”
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Malek’s Mandatory TFTB Fantasy Football Blog Post – Week 7
This week I face a false prophet. The undefeated team who scores the most but has the lowest points against. Treading water doesn’t work in fantasy football for long. Unless of course you keep bribing people with free coffee for wins………
It’s Baaaaaaaack
What’s up ladies and gents. Sorry I’ve been gone for so long (if you’ve even missed me, I’m not very self-aware). Both career and personal stuff has taken the wheel since quarantine started becoming optional. But your resident ghost writer is making a brief reappearance to say one thing: Big Ten Football is as backContinueContinue reading “It’s Baaaaaaaack”
Pittsburgh > Philly
Okay, let’s add “hit golf balls at Top Golf” to the list of things that Pittsburgh does better than Philly now. A video of Flyers mascot Gritty hitting golf balls at Top Golf emerged on social media yesterday and I’m not gonna lie, the big googly eyed mascot hit a bomb and then shook his junk allContinueContinue reading “Pittsburgh > Philly”
The False King Falls; Grinding out Game of Jones
Well well well… Even with my back against the wall, my best player on a bye week, and A.J. Brown scoring a lot of points on my bench, my team reigned supreme over the false king; King Mitch. People loved to talk smack about my team, and how it all came to be, but lookContinueContinue reading “The False King Falls; Grinding out Game of Jones”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Aaron Rodgers Let Benny Win
Guys, it’s as simple as that. There’s no need for an explanation. It was Benny’s birthday, he’s been having a pretty bad season and Aaron Rodgers simply just wanted to let him win and feel good about himself. That’s all there is to it. Thank you for your time
WATCH OUT TFTB LEAGUE, BENNY’s ON A HOT STREAK
EEEEEEEVERYBODY was on my ass about being 0-4. I couldn’t help it, I was suffering from injuries And now look at me, BACK TO BACK WINS AGAINST THE GREGS BABYYYYYY. First was Malek last week, now check out this vs Mac. See that win streak of two? You can expect that to only go upContinueContinue reading “WATCH OUT TFTB LEAGUE, BENNY’s ON A HOT STREAK”
“I Beat Myself” – Why Boyd Sucks and The Road to Ryan
I want to make this very clear for all of the peasants watching. Boyd didn’t beat me. I left key players on my bench, and because of that I was unable to keep my streak undefeated. It was essentially as football people call it, a trap game. This is unacceptable on my part and IContinueContinue reading ““I Beat Myself” – Why Boyd Sucks and The Road to Ryan”
Malek’s Mandatory TFTB Fantasy Football Blog Post – Week 6
I play my co-host this week who has forced me to put out content every week. Thankfully this ROTC looking douche only “pretends” to be good at fantasy football.
You Guessed It, Conor McGregor Is Back
*sarcastic gasp* I can’t believe it, Conor is fighting in the UFC again! Surprise surprise. Back in June when McGregor announced his retirement for the third time, I wrote an article entitled 5 Things That Will Last Longer Than Conor McGregor’s Retirement. Sure, it’s been a few months. Overall though, my anticipation was correct seeingContinueContinue reading “You Guessed It, Conor McGregor Is Back”
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