Y’all I don’t think I can say it enough. I know most of our readers here at Thoughts From The Bench are Steelers fans and I’m gonna respect that, but just rock with me for a second because I’ve been waiting for this season since I was still in the womb and I gotta tellContinueContinue reading “DEAR BUFFALO BILLS, THANK YOU!!!”
Author Archives: Greg Macafee
A STATEMENT FROM YOUR 2020 TFTB FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION
Hey guys!! Your TFTB 2020 Fantasy Football Champion IS HERE!! Just wanted to say hello and throw a few things out there. Man, the 8th seed, the final seed in the playoffs this year comes out on top. Who woulda thought. First, the No. 1 seed, Dennis, the Degenerate Gambler Himself, the man who wentContinueContinue reading “A STATEMENT FROM YOUR 2020 TFTB FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION”
DEKE LOST AGAIN
Hey guys, I just wanted to come here and say something. I normally don’t like to brag. I really don’t. I see myself as a pretty humble person. I’m silent in defeat or in victory. EXCEPT WHEN I BEAT DEKE. YEA. HE LOST AGAIN. Thank You all and have a great day. Deke, maybe youContinueContinue reading “DEKE LOST AGAIN”
Pittsburgh > Philly
Okay, let’s add “hit golf balls at Top Golf” to the list of things that Pittsburgh does better than Philly now. A video of Flyers mascot Gritty hitting golf balls at Top Golf emerged on social media yesterday and I’m not gonna lie, the big googly eyed mascot hit a bomb and then shook his junk allContinueContinue reading “Pittsburgh > Philly”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Aaron Rodgers Let Benny Win
Guys, it’s as simple as that. There’s no need for an explanation. It was Benny’s birthday, he’s been having a pretty bad season and Aaron Rodgers simply just wanted to let him win and feel good about himself. That’s all there is to it. Thank you for your time
Game of Jones: A Poem
Ronald Jones scored 15.5 and Aaron Jones sat the bench Julio Jones is hurt while Mike Davis scores in spurts. Kareen Hunt is just okay, while Deshaun Watson is great Mark Andrews caught another touchdown as the Kansas City defense got fillet’d. You’re receiving core wasn’t that good and Chris Boswell helped you win. ThenContinueContinue reading “Game of Jones: A Poem”
Bounce Back Week
Look I took a tough L to Austin last week. I went in over confident. Then John Brown dropped a goose egg after suffering an injury. Josh Jacobs didn’t perform to his full potential and my team limped to the finish line. But ya know what, I’m alright with it. Good teams face tough testsContinueContinue reading “Bounce Back Week”
This is Your King?
You know, I really wanted to go off on this long rant about Austin. Like I was really looking forward to it. I wanted to talk about how I hate his rankings. About how he drafted not one, not two, but three players from his Top 10 Fantasy Football Players to Avoid rankings, which he’llContinueContinue reading “This is Your King?”
Hello, Week 1 High Scorer Here
Hello every, it’s your Week 1 high scorer here and boy is it glorious to be in this position after Week 1. To be honest, it wasn’t easy to get here though. So, let me walk you through my week. So, I went to Chicago this past weekend to visit my brother. I drove outContinueContinue reading “Hello, Week 1 High Scorer Here”
The Rank King is a FRAUD
Y’all I just wanna come here to say one thing. Sometimes, the Rank King, Austin Moorhead just pisses me off to no end with his ranks. Boyd knows what I’m talking about here. Honestly, this should come as no surprise. He ranks things and sometimes people don’t agree with his rankings. Now my anger doesn’tContinueContinue reading “The Rank King is a FRAUD”