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  • Sidney Crosby, the GREATEST hockey player in THE WORLD, is back.

    Sidney Crosby, the GREATEST hockey player in THE WORLD, is back.

    You read that right, friendos. HE. IS. BACK. Sidney Crosby, hands down the greatest player in the world, has returned to the Penguins lineup tonight. The Penguins are playing the Minnesota Wild, and woe by Minnesota because SID THE KID HAS RETURNED. Captain Sid has been SO close for the past few games to returning,… Read more

  • Adam Sandler got robbed

    Adam Sandler got robbed

    Look, before I get into this I want to make one thing straight, I’ve seen a lot of Adam Sandler movies. Like most people, at one point in my childhood I could recite Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds and the Water Boy word for word. I loved Adam Sandler but after the type of… Read more

  • Kane Could Miss Rest Of Season With Injury.

    Kane Could Miss Rest Of Season With Injury.

    Just when you think things were starting to get better for the Spurs… The most “Spursy” thing possible happens. On their New Years Day loss against Southampton, Harry Kane was taken out of the game and his injury is now diagnosed as a torn hamstring. On Monday, Jose Mourinho addressed the media and said that… Read more

  • The Legend of Jeaux Burreaux

    The Legend of Jeaux Burreaux

    Has there ever been a rise quite like this in sports history? I mean seriously, Joe Burrow’s is an ICON. The Athens, Ohio resident went from a 4th or 5th round quarterback to the obvious and easy number one overall selection, and all he needed was a change of scenery (S/O Ryan Tannehill). I mean,… Read more

  • #TeamKassian

    #TeamKassian

    Oh Josh. Joshy Joshy Josh. It’s not always when I can tell you that hockey players disagree with you about your take, but here we are. Yesterday Josh and Marty got into a blog off about the two hits Tkachuk put on Kassian when the Flames played the Oilers. Blah Blah Blah, we’ve seen this… Read more

  • Thank you, Brad Marchand.

    Thank you, Brad Marchand.

    Good evening all. I can honestly say I never would have expected I’d have the desire to type up an article from my bed at 10:46pm…but alas here we are. Why am I typing this? Brad Marchand. What did Brad Marchand do? Well…see for yourself. Lol Brad Marchand. There was an attempt! Sorta. Not really.… Read more