Thank you, Brad Marchand.

Good evening all.

I can honestly say I never would have expected I’d have the desire to type up an article from my bed at 10:46pm…but alas here we are.

Why am I typing this? Brad Marchand.

What did Brad Marchand do? Well…see for yourself.

Lol Brad Marchand.

There was an attempt! Sorta. Not really. pic.twitter.com/ZA32SRFiuo

— NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) January 14, 2020

Ha….haha….HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love it. This is like peak karma for Brad Marchand. The dude is a perpetual dick on the ice for his opponents, and then he goes and does this to lose the game. I don’t think a more universally disliked man could have done a better job or messing up a penalty shot. Let’s take a look at some of the tweets to commemorate this momentous moment.

Brad Marchand lost the Bruins the shootout because he over skated the puck 😂 pic.twitter.com/GXZJP2Szt9

— SI NHL (@SI_NHL) January 14, 2020

Wild ending in Philly as Brad Marchand overskates the puck at the start of his shootout attempt. That's after Boston blew a 5-2 lead. https://t.co/4SddwHo36i

— Chris Johnston (@reporterchris) January 14, 2020

Bruins lose after Brad Marchand has the worst shootout try in the history of the sport pic.twitter.com/x9IVt4eDgG

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) January 14, 2020

the optimist in me: "2020 is a new year for the Bruins with the shootout."

brad marchand: pic.twitter.com/yMlq4y0iUT

— Conor Ryan (@ConorRyan_93) January 14, 2020

Thank you, Brad Marchand. I can go to bed happy.

Goodnight everyone 🙂