Tag Archives: College Football

CFB Pick Review – Week 1(.5)

On TFTB’s newest show, All Purpose Garbage, I made my picks from the gut, an honorable move that took me into the stratosphere that is college football fandom. The positive is that I’m here and fully invested in the college football universe and man, it feels good. The downside, I seem to have a lotContinueContinue reading “CFB Pick Review – Week 1(.5)”

Two Beers Deep (College Football Week 0)

This week Smalls joins the pod. We talk about Teddy Two Gloves getting the week one start for the Broncos. We discuss the dumpster catching fire in Jacksonville. Plus Ronaldo is on the move to Man City, Giannis bought the Brewers, and we attempt to say nice things about the Pittsburgh Pirates. And of courseContinueContinue reading “Two Beers Deep (College Football Week 0)”

Yes, Coastal Carolina Belongs in the Playoff

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIcG7VGHC31/ Sheesh, looks like I had a few too many on Saturday night… TFTB’s resident bandwagon fan checking in. ‘Member when BYU HC Kalani Sitake kept saying his team would play anyone, anytime, anywhere so his team could show they deserve to be in the Playoff? ‘Member when they picked little ole undefeated Coastal CarolinaContinueContinue reading “Yes, Coastal Carolina Belongs in the Playoff”

Smalls’ Search for a New F*****g Team

On Thursday, I put out a video announcing that I am on the market for a new college football team since the Nittany Lions are the joke of the Big Ten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CON_3mFc48Y So, admittedly, I did watch the Nittany Lions lose to Nebraska this weekend. But in my defense, I only did so because IContinueContinue reading “Smalls’ Search for a New F*****g Team”

Nothing Has Changed…

My Nittany Lions lost to #3 Ohio State 38-25. It was mostly because our O-Line looks like the 2014 PSU O-Line and Justin Fields is a decent (okay, really f*****g good) quarterback. We were out-classed, out-recruited, and out-coached in every way on Saturday, particularly up front and at wide receiver (besides Jahan Dotson. Holy f**kContinueContinue reading “Nothing Has Changed…”

Congrats, Michigan!

Congrats, Michigan! You got rocked by THE Ohio State University this past Saturday in the Big House by only twenty-nine points! You also managed to shut down the most dominant player in college football, the mighty Chase Young! Even though you got embarrassed in your own stadium by the best team in college football, thereContinueContinue reading “Congrats, Michigan!”

Congrats, Penn State!

Congrats, Penn State! You managed to cover the spread (-17.5) against the best team in college football, THE Ohio State University. You also managed to only lose by 11, after Ohio State tried making it another exciting edition of one of the best rivalries in college football, THE OSU vs. Penn State. And I knowContinueContinue reading “Congrats, Penn State!”

The 3: Greatest Miracles in Sports History

I was sitting my desk at work today, bored out of my mind, and came across a Reddit post that said, “what is the greatest sports miracle of all time?” Well here we go, the three greatest miracles in sports history: 3. “THE MOUNTAINEERS HAVE JUST BEATEN THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINES!!!!!!!” Michigan was looking at aContinueContinue reading “The 3: Greatest Miracles in Sports History”

Give Chase Young the Heisman Now

The debate is over, Chase Young is the best player in the country, and it isn’t even close. Heading into Saturday’s game against 13th ranked Wisconsin, all the talk in the Heisman race was about three players: Joe Burrow, Tua Tagovialova, and Jalen Hurts. Nowhere to be seen was Chase Young, or any of theContinueContinue reading “Give Chase Young the Heisman Now”