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            Since his memorable first El Trafico (introducing himself to MLS with his 40+ yard wonder goal), Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been making big waves, possibly tsunami sized, since his arrival in MLS. A large part of the storm has been his play on the field. However, he is taking it a step further, mincing wordsContinueContinue reading “Zlatan Calling Out MLS: Forcing The Hands of MLS/U.S. Soccer”

Manny Pacquiao is easily one of the most likable figures in the sports world today.  A lot of people think that he isn’t the titan of boxing that he once was about 10 years ago, but the 40 year old proved Saturday that he’s still got it by defeating Keith Thurman to become the worldContinueContinue reading “Pacquiao: A Man(ny) of the People”

Thanos looks to eliminate the boys from the league top spot this week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7c2K6TEAqc&feature=youtu.be

There are moments in your life that you will never forget. Your first kiss, losing your V-Card, seeing your hometown team win a sports title. Feelings that when you look back on, you look back on with fondness and often smile thinking about. But when it comes to Jeppson’s Malort, that is a taste andContinueContinue reading “Peter’s Adventures in Alcohol: Chicago’s Disgusting Love”

Hey guys it’s Josh again. Look I know that we are all kind of kidding/kinda serious about the Area 51 thing… But I’m like growing more serious about turning into something closer to Fire Festival. So in that Spirit here is my lineup for the Area 51 Music Festival! First let’s address the martian inContinueContinue reading “Area 51 Music Festival”

If you are a passionate wrestling fan like myself you will know that there are not too many hot story arcs to come out of wrestling recently. I will say however, two are very good in their separate ways. One, you have the 24/7 Championship which my colleague Josh Elsas wrote about so give thatContinueContinue reading “Yowie Wowie: The Growth of Bray Wyatt”

A big Double Header this week for ya boys. Bagnificant and the team that knocked them out of last season playoffs the Lawrenceville Boys! Can #TeamNoMath win all six? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3MueEBd1Y8&feature=youtu.be

Hey yinzers, sorry for the time away! Vacation really gets to you, y’know? A real struggle to get back into the swing of things, but alas here we are. This past weekend was the Stage 3 Playoffs for the Overwatch League (OWL) and boy oh boy was it a fiesta of a playoffs. Just toContinueContinue reading “Shocking the World: Rise of the Shanghai Dragons”

Dear readers, as you’ve seen with the Tiger Woods article in the past, none of this is a direct quote from Ben Simmons. But we like to think this is what is on his mind if we were able to dive in. Enjoy! ”ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS BOIIIII. That’s the highest numberContinueContinue reading ““I Deserve This Sh*t!” – From the Ego Of Ben Simmons”