Last night, our fearless leader Deke did the unimaginable by wasting a beer because he couldn't deal with the taste, and before I end up going and making Vo never want to play fantasy football again after our head to head matchup this week, I wanted to write an apology to Vo saying how sorryContinue reading "A Day Full of Apologies. I’m Sorry Vo."
The Rise of Jimmy Butler
Beyond the Arc by Ben Fiore Jimmy Butler still to this day might be one of the most under appreciated hoopers in this era. Always underrated, never considered a super star. But he should be and he’s been proving that as of late. Jimmy was a impoverished child who grew up in Tomball, Texas. HeContinue reading "The Rise of Jimmy Butler"
A King Surrounded By Peasants
When it comes to my rankings, I know I am right. So if people are gonna start calling me out for things they don't understand or are upset at, then I guess I am just going to have to explain myself to the peanut gallery yet again. A couple of our benchers have brought itContinue reading "A King Surrounded By Peasants"
Moorhead’s NFL Power Rankings – Week 1
Oh how sweet it is to be back! Welcome back everyone to the NFL Power Rankings for the 2020 season. Let's dive on in to see how these are gonna go this year! #32 Jacksonville Jaguars Poor Gardner. All he wants to do is play football, drink beer, and look good doing it. Sadly, hisContinue reading "Moorhead’s NFL Power Rankings – Week 1"
The Rank King is a FRAUD
Y'all I just wanna come here to say one thing. Sometimes, the Rank King, Austin Moorhead just pisses me off to no end with his ranks. Boyd knows what I'm talking about here. Honestly, this should come as no surprise. He ranks things and sometimes people don't agree with his rankings. Now my anger doesn'tContinue reading "The Rank King is a FRAUD"
I’m Sorry For My Actions – A Letter From Deke
Although not often, I know when to apologize. When we started Thoughts From The Bench, I took pride in being me and although that will never change, there just are times that deserve an apology. I hope that after this blog you all will still trust me and TFTB. I have had a few ideasContinue reading "I’m Sorry For My Actions – A Letter From Deke"
Malek’s Mandatory TFTB Fantasy Football Blog Post – Week 1
In the words of Marshawn Lynch: "I'm just here so I don't get fined!" Stay classy.
NFL Tight Ends Love Toilet Paper
In a world obsessed with Odell Beckham Jr's love for poop (no seriously, it's trending) something else has been popping up on the Twittersphere. Tight ends across the NFL are misspelling the word "role"...or are they? In what looks to be an Ad campaign for either a toilet paper company or Hawaiian Sweet Rolls, someContinue reading "NFL Tight Ends Love Toilet Paper"
Carole Baskin Joins Dancing With The Stars
I highly doubt anyone was askin’ for a Baskin, but earlier today ABC’s Good Morning America announced the upcoming roster for Dancing With the Stars 29th season. Although there are many stars and recognizable faces, one stands out from the pack. Carole Baskin, the self proclaimed cat lady in Netflix’s docuseries, “Tiger King”. Other celebritiesContinue reading "Carole Baskin Joins Dancing With The Stars"
Two Solutions to Help Donovan Mitchell Succeed
Beyond the Arc by Ben Fiore Last night the Utah Jazz were eliminated by the Denver Nuggets from the playoffs. The series was an electric 7 games and we saw an absolute battle between Donovan Mitchell of the Jazz and Jamal Murray of the Nuggets. Mitchell put it all out on the floor averaging 28Continue reading "Two Solutions to Help Donovan Mitchell Succeed"