A King Surrounded By Peasants

When it comes to my rankings, I know I am right. So if people are gonna start calling me out for things they don’t understand or are upset at, then I guess I am just going to have to explain myself to the peanut gallery yet again.

A couple of our benchers have brought it to my attention on what they think of my latest ranking which was The Top Ten Fantasy Football Players to Avoid. They did not like it, but have twisted the narrative to make you believe I have flat out lied. I don’t lie. I tell the truth, and that’s why people get a little upset. However, it appears some people don’t understand content, but here we go anyway;

THIS RANKING WAS BASED OFF OF THEIR ADP, OR AVERAGE DRAFT POSITION!!! I GOT ALL MY PLAYERS BY TAKING THEM LATER WHICH IS WHAT A GOOD FANTASY FOOTBALL ANALYST DOES.

The point of the matter is this. I am right. You all are wrong. I am the Rank King, and you that have called me out are peasants. I mean I get it. You want to make a name for yourselves for going after the best. I don’t blame you. I just think its a dumb decision considering that…well I’m the best. It’s just hard to take seriously when my views alone are more than some of yours combined, but I digress.

There’s no hard feelings here for those that have challenged me. Plus it is hilarious watching my boy Mac freak out when I took his beloved Buffalo players Josh Allen and Stefon Diggs. It is wonderful watching you all fall before me. Just like a certain team this weekend in fantasy football…That’s right this week I face the Money Ball squad between Josh and Chip.

If you think a combination of the Dallas Cowboys, Los Angeles Chargers, and Jacksonville Jaguars are going to beat my squad of elite players then you are lost I guess. Don’t take my word for it though check out my team;

Now here is the matchup. The players he has are decent, but they do not compare to my elite team of individuals.We’ll just have to wait and see I guess.

Well this was fun. Again no hard feelings to you guys that have called me out here, but just make sure you know who you are dealing with before crossing my path again. The King doesn’t take lightly to treason and back talk from his subjects and peasants. As for Josh and Chip good luck fellas, you’re gonna need it.

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