The Apologies Series: Sorry Benny Buckets

Last week, I had the pleasure of embarrassing Vo in our first week of the Thoughts From The Bench Fantasy Football League, and before it even happened, I knew I had to apologize because it was just the right thing to do. The last thing I wanted him to do was to quit the leagueContinue reading "The Apologies Series: Sorry Benny Buckets"

Hello, Week 1 High Scorer Here

Hello every, it's your Week 1 high scorer here and boy is it glorious to be in this position after Week 1. To be honest, it wasn't easy to get here though. So, let me walk you through my week. So, I went to Chicago this past weekend to visit my brother. I drove outContinue reading "Hello, Week 1 High Scorer Here"

Start’ Em Sit’ Em Tight Ends – Week 2

Starts Start of the Week - Jared Cook vs Las Vegas Raiders Jared Cook came out as a big surprise for the amount of targets he got last week against the Buccaneers. Now he goes up against his old team in the Raiders. What a revenge matchup that is going to be. Put him inContinue reading "Start’ Em Sit’ Em Tight Ends – Week 2"

Start’ Em Sit’ Em Wide Receivers – Week 2

Starts Start of the Week - Marquise Brown vs Houston Texans Marquise Brown surprised me last weekend against the Browns, and I believe he will come to light again this week against the Houston Texans. Their defense allowed the ninth-most points to the receiver position last season and allowed two scores in last week's gameContinue reading "Start’ Em Sit’ Em Wide Receivers – Week 2"

Start’ Em Sit’ Em Running Backs – Week 2

Starts Start of the Week - Jonathan Taylor vs Minnesota Vikings Taylor is in for a huge workload now that starter Marlon Mack is out for the year with a torn ACL. While he'll likely continue to split work with Nyheim Hines, I like him a lot against the Vikings this weekend who in theContinue reading "Start’ Em Sit’ Em Running Backs – Week 2"

Start’ Em Sit’ Em Quarterbacks – Week 2

Starts Start of the Week - Josh Allen vs Miami Dolphins Allen had a pretty good starting week against the Jets. While he made some minor mistakes, the secret weapon to beat the Dolphins was revealed when Cam Newton ran for 75 yards. Josh is quick, and he can use his arm when needed toContinue reading "Start’ Em Sit’ Em Quarterbacks – Week 2"

Don’t Bet on Degenerate Dennis

Denny is a great guy. He’s funny, he can kick the hell out of a football, but does he really KNOW football? Naaaaahhhh. Dennis is known for being a gambler. A guy who takes chances. Way too many risky ones. Rumor has it he’s going to sit Russell Wilson and Cam Newton to start CarsonContinue reading "Don’t Bet on Degenerate Dennis"

Game Of Jones: The Battle of Frye

We may not have won the battle, but we will win the war! After a tough loss in Week 1 to Degenerate Denny, Game of Jones looks to get their first win of the season against Team Frye.  Sure Dre won his Week 1 matchup, but is he really winner with a lame team nameContinue reading "Game Of Jones: The Battle of Frye"

Money Ball Fails; March to Malek

The Rank King claims victory of the putrid money ball system in exquisite fashion. The combined efforts of the Cowboys, the Chargers, the Jaguars, Chip and Elsass proved to be no match for my elite force. The score speaks for itself subjects; With a 1-0 start under my belt, it is time to turn toContinue reading "Money Ball Fails; March to Malek"