Smalls

The Sentimental Blog

Hey guys… it’s Smalls. Normally, I open up my first blogs back after not writing for months (or years, in this case) at a time by saying something like this: Smalls is back in the blogosphere. Prepare for take off, b****es. The Return of Smalls (Yeah, that’s an actual quote from one of my blogsContinueContinue reading “The Sentimental Blog”

The Vault Is Coming to Thoughts From The Bench – New Years Day

https://youtu.be/DHGXCkjlZv8 It’s here. If you’ve been a TFTB reader over the last few years, you might have seen my weekly “Vault” blogs, where I take a look back at some of the best (and worst) jerseys in sports history. If you haven’t, then you’ve made the list (kidding (but only a little)). Essentially, I’ve alwaysContinueContinue reading “The Vault Is Coming to Thoughts From The Bench – New Years Day”

Yes, Coastal Carolina Belongs in the Playoff

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIcG7VGHC31/ Sheesh, looks like I had a few too many on Saturday night… TFTB’s resident bandwagon fan checking in. ‘Member when BYU HC Kalani Sitake kept saying his team would play anyone, anytime, anywhere so his team could show they deserve to be in the Playoff? ‘Member when they picked little ole undefeated Coastal CarolinaContinueContinue reading “Yes, Coastal Carolina Belongs in the Playoff”

Smalls’ Search for a New F*****g Team

On Thursday, I put out a video announcing that I am on the market for a new college football team since the Nittany Lions are the joke of the Big Ten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CON_3mFc48Y So, admittedly, I did watch the Nittany Lions lose to Nebraska this weekend. But in my defense, I only did so because IContinueContinue reading “Smalls’ Search for a New F*****g Team”

Penn State is Really Bad at Football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wLT90kyh6o Look at this god damn disaster. Score this Saturday: Maryland 35, Penn State 19 Sean Clifford on Saturday: 27 for 57, 2 INT, countless overthrown receivers Nittany Lions Defense on Saturday: Gave up 405 total offensive yards and looked like Swiss cheese in the first half against f**king Maryland James Franklin always: Probably won’tContinueContinue reading “Penn State is Really Bad at Football”

Nothing Has Changed…

My Nittany Lions lost to #3 Ohio State 38-25. It was mostly because our O-Line looks like the 2014 PSU O-Line and Justin Fields is a decent (okay, really f*****g good) quarterback. We were out-classed, out-recruited, and out-coached in every way on Saturday, particularly up front and at wide receiver (besides Jahan Dotson. Holy f**kContinueContinue reading “Nothing Has Changed…”

I’m a Dumb Idiot

Remember when I had a little hope going into Penn State’s B1G opener against Indiana? And finally, will my Penn State Nittany Lions fumble in the bag in like Week 7 and miss the B1G Championship/Playoff berth after somehow beating Ohio State in Week 2 and starting 6-0?Again I say:- That idiot Smalls in “It’sContinueContinue reading “I’m a Dumb Idiot”

It’s Baaaaaaaack

What’s up ladies and gents. Sorry I’ve been gone for so long (if you’ve even missed me, I’m not very self-aware). Both career and personal stuff has taken the wheel since quarantine started becoming optional. But your resident ghost writer is making a brief reappearance to say one thing: Big Ten Football is as backContinueContinue reading “It’s Baaaaaaaack”

Is College Football Actually Coming Back?

…. I’m tryna keep calm… …Texas A&M apparently has every intention on playing college football this fall: The Texas A&M University System plans to open all 11 campuses across the state for the fall semester, according to Chancellor John Sharp.ABC 13 In a call with campus presidents Thursday morning, Sharp said he intends to haveContinueContinue reading “Is College Football Actually Coming Back?”

I’m Going to Be a New Orleans Saints QB

Listen up, fellers. My quest to become an NFL quarterback starts today. Over the weekend, the New Orleans Saints did a thing and extended utility man Taysom Hill’s contract for an additional two years at $4.6 million. https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1254433739049971712?s=20 Not bad for a guys who has completed six career NFL passes. You know what else happened?ContinueContinue reading “I’m Going to Be a New Orleans Saints QB”