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Ahhhhhh yes, it’s the best time of the year once again. The time of year that coincides with zero productivity in the workplace and people trying to pretend they actually know sports. It’s a magical time of year where programs like Loyola-Chicago, Butler, Florida Gulf Coast, Wichita State, and UMBC can make everyone fall inContinueContinue reading “Smalls’ Official March Madness Picks”

It is no secret I am a new soccer fan. Also last time I checked I haven’t been deported which means I am a soccer fan living in America. This blend puts me in a very unique position. As the sport grows in America for the first time since the 90’s. I am caught upContinueContinue reading “Anxiety of an American Soccer Fan”

Cawlidge Hawkey turned into upset city this weekend. With Ohio State, Quinnipiac, and Providence, all getting knocked out. This is huge for a few different reasons. In the case of Quinnipiac and Ohio State, they were favored to win their respective tournaments. So their elimination opens space for teams under them to climb the rankingsContinueContinue reading “College Hockey Turns Into Upset City”

We’ve all been to a particular ice cream shop advertising cotton candy ice cream with unlimited toppings. At first it’s the most exciting thing we’ve ever seen. That first bite is undeniably special. However, as time wears on it becomes un-edible. The pure sugar becomes too much. Today, I offer that Kris Letang is cottonContinueContinue reading “Letang can makes the Penguins worse.”

The King is back to deliver a public message to his subjects of the AFC. At the beginning of starting at Thoughts From The Bench, I did the NFL Power Rankings. I would say that I was more than correct on multiple occasions when it came to ranking certain teams and predicting who would beatContinueContinue reading “Moorhead’s Early AFC Rankings”

Our Boys are Champs! So we decided the deserved a nice day out to celebrate.   https://youtu.be/t315xk2HrnE

I enjoy a little chaos, what can I say. In this Mock, I looked at the recent free agency frenzy to decide who would fall where. I can almost guarantee that the Jets move back in this draft based off the recent Le’Veon Bell news. Alas, we don’t do trades of any kind. #1: ArizonaContinueContinue reading “Deke’s Mock Draft 2.0”

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Because of that I am hornier than a two peckered goat. So even tho there are still twelve games left in the regular season lets just peak at what could be. In The East! Tampa Bay vs Columbus… Sorry Lombus you do not pass go do notContinueContinue reading “Obligatory if the Playoffs Started Tomorrow Article”

WHAT… IS… HAPPENING?! Madness is ensuing in the NFL.  Free agency has been an apocalyptic whirlwind of chaos.  Dozens of surprise signings, opt-outs, trades and releases.  My mental capacity can’t handle covering every single move, so I’m gonna go over the ironically comical mind blowing moves that have occurred this week… AB to the Raiders: ContinueContinue reading “What the Hell Is Happening In the NFL???”