College Hockey Turns Into Upset City

Cawlidge Hawkey turned into upset city this weekend. With Ohio State, Quinnipiac, and Providence, all getting knocked out. This is huge for a few different reasons. In the case of Quinnipiac and Ohio State, they were favored to win their respective tournaments. So their elimination opens space for teams under them to climb the rankingsContinueContinue reading “College Hockey Turns Into Upset City”

Letang can makes the Penguins worse.

We’ve all been to a particular ice cream shop advertising cotton candy ice cream with unlimited toppings. At first it’s the most exciting thing we’ve ever seen. That first bite is undeniably special. However, as time wears on it becomes un-edible. The pure sugar becomes too much. Today, I offer that Kris Letang is cottonContinueContinue reading “Letang can makes the Penguins worse.”

Obligatory if the Playoffs Started Tomorrow Article

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Because of that I am hornier than a two peckered goat. So even tho there are still twelve games left in the regular season lets just peak at what could be. In The East! Tampa Bay vs Columbus… Sorry Lombus you do not pass go do notContinueContinue reading “Obligatory if the Playoffs Started Tomorrow Article”

What the Hell Is Happening In the NFL???

WHAT… IS… HAPPENING?! Madness is ensuing in the NFL.  Free agency has been an apocalyptic whirlwind of chaos.  Dozens of surprise signings, opt-outs, trades and releases.  My mental capacity can’t handle covering every single move, so I’m gonna go over the ironically comical mind blowing moves that have occurred this week… AB to the Raiders: ContinueContinue reading “What the Hell Is Happening In the NFL???”

A Love Letter to the Pittsburgh Penguins

Dear Pittsburgh Penguins, I am sorry. For much of the season we were in turmoil. I wanted to fire the coach. I wanted to trade away every underperforming player. I wanted the GM to retire. I wanted blood. But you never wavered. Like the steady hand he is Old JR asked for time. Sure enoughContinueContinue reading “A Love Letter to the Pittsburgh Penguins”