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Ladies and Gents we are a month away from the College Hockey Conference Playoffs and sequentially the NCAA Playoffs. So here is what you need to know headed into the last month of the Regular Season of Cawlidge Hawkey. College Hockey is broken up into six conferences. Each conference champion gets an atomic bid toContinueContinue reading “College Hockey’s Race to the Frozen Four”

The Penguins unveiled their new Stadium Series Jersey today. The reactions were indifferent. I think the first thing to keep in mind is that for the most part Adidas designed these jerseys to work for every team and simply added Pittsburgh colors. So if you are going to use this as a platform to say bringContinueContinue reading “The Penguins release New Jerseys to indifference.”

Famous comedian Kevin Hart has a show called Cold As Balls, in which he invites famous athletes to come sit in an ice bath with him for a chat. He recently invited P.K. Subban to take a dip, the results were interesting. At the beginning it seems like Kevin Hart didn’t know who P.K. was.ContinueContinue reading “P.K.’s Balls Are Cold”

The news broke late last night that Jake Muzzin the nine year veteran and Stanley Cup Champion has been traded from the Los Angeles Kings to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Muzzin is a big name with a big beard, but more than that he is now the standard that all playoff teams have to match.ContinueContinue reading “The NHL Trade Dealine is gunna be Buzzin like Jake Muzzin”

Over the weekend the NHL All Star game rolled out some new technology. These “improvements” are meant to help the casual fan better understand the game. Here is what we learned. Everyone remembers the glowing puck of the early 2000’s, it was blue, it made people’s eyes hurt. It was also quickly dismissed because surprisinglyContinueContinue reading “NHL Unveils New Technology”

To my beloved readers, Recently I have been on hiatus. After working through the Christmas and New Year holidays I felt I deserved a break, and management at Thoughts From The Bench agreed. However now with the recent influx of bloggers I feel that the site has become over run with “Power Rankings” and ClickContinueContinue reading “Top 10 Goalies of All Time”

May 25th 2019 Las Vegas, Nevada Double or Nothing! All Elite Wrestling has set the date for their first show at the press conference today in Jacksonville Florida outside of TIAA Bank Field. The hour press conference featured a few other announcements. First SCU (Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian, and Scorpio Sky) came out to officiallyContinueContinue reading “AEW Press Conference”

Well we have reached the halfway mark. Generally at this point we can see who the playoff contenders and pretender are. So let’s get the Real F*cking Deal labeler out and see which of these teams could be making a run for Lord Stanley’s Cup.   RFD Pittsburgh Penguins. Over the weekend the news brokeContinueContinue reading “NHL Halfway Mark”

3:00 PM – Deep breath old boy this is gonna be a long one. 3:17 PM – How was that not in? The Ball fucking crossed the line what the fuck is happening! Also how is Enderson alive? Stones could have killed him. 3:19PM – (Replay and Goal Line Technology prove the ball wasn’t overContinueContinue reading “Requiem of a Loss”

Today everyone needs to “get sick” around 3:30 and immediately go to the nearest hockey bar. Today USA plays Russia to go to the Gold Medal Game. If that doesn’t evoke all the screeching eagles, stars and stripes, and fireworks out of you I don’t know what would. The Canadians were knocked out by theContinueContinue reading “USA vs Russia Preview”