3:00 PM – Deep breath old boy this is gonna be a long one.

3:17 PM – How was that not in? The Ball fucking crossed the line what the fuck is happening! Also how is Enderson alive? Stones could have killed him.

3:19PM – (Replay and Goal Line Technology prove the ball wasn’t over the line) Whatever, Man City probably fucked with that net.

3:30 PM – (Lovren receives Yellow Card) Best defender in the world my ass! Jesus is he bad. Like Karius bad!

3:40 PM – (Man City Scores) Shit… Seriously tho Lovren is shit.

4:00 PM – (Halftime) Only down by one, plus Shaqiri is still on the bench.

4:07 – (Milner subbed for Fabinho) Ok Klopp I like this move but, don’t you think Shaqiri needs to come on at this point?

4:14 PM – (Firmino Goal) WHOLLY SHIT I TAKE IT BACK YOU BLOODY GENIUS! GOD I LOVE ALEXANDER ARNOLD THE LAD IS PURE GOLD! COULD YOU IMAGINE IF ROBERTSON WOULD HAVE STAYED HOME! WHOLLY SHIT! LET’S GO REDS!

4:22 PM – (Man City Scores Again) wow… that was something…

4:27 PM – (Mane subs for Shaqiri) Alright game on! Lets fuckign go wonder boy!

4:32 PM – (Aguero is stopped by Alisson in the penalty area) That’s what we paid the money for! Fucking Brilliant your perfectly quaffed beautiful man!

4:36 PM – (Laporte subs for Walker) Jesus Walker comes off their bench. How do they get stronger from the bench that’s nuts.

4:43 PM – The fucking fans won’t give us the ball we deserve a PK just for that bullshit!

4:45 PM – (Full Time) What the fuck just happened… Did we lose? Really like fuckign really? Cause Lovren is a dumpster fire? We totally win if Gomez is healthy or Matip, literally a cone would do a better job then Lovren. Holly shit how was are expected to win the fuckign league when they can bring Walker in off the bench and we are starting fucking Lovren. Also are we sure that ball wasn’t over? Like seriously VR are you sure? Fuck this, I Fucking quit.

4:46 PM – (Tears begin to form in my eyes) Look at Klopp applauding our fans.

4:47 PM – (Klopp puts his hand over his heart) Full on ugly crying. I love that man!

4:48 PM – My wife yells at me, “Are you seriously crying over a soccer game?”

6:00 PM – I think thats the first time we surrendered more than one goal in League Play, (Google) Yep you guys blew it.

9:00 PM – We could have been 10 points ahead of them.

11:00 PM – (Trying to sleep) Why did he wait so long to bring on Shaqiri. The guy is a spark plug. We could have had two instead of one.

3:00 AM – (Wakes up to pee) I wish I had a Dejan Lovren urinal cake.

6:30 AM – (Alarm Rings) Well, I guess we’re still in the lead.

8:00 AM – You know we still have the Champions League too!

9:00 AM – Plus lets not forget that there has only been one team to lose the title after being the league leaders at Christmas.

9:01 PM – Shit that was us…

12:00 PM – (Listening to podcast) “Who is more annoying about their team Washington Capitals fans or Liverpool fans.” Wait are we annoying? (Google) Wow I guess we sucks… Damnitt I hate the fucking Capitals!

2:00 PM – (Riding Bike Home) Well I guess we’ll just have to see. I trust Klopp, and Man City played their best game against us. Plus we only have to play the big six three times the rest of the season, and two of them are at Anfield. Were gonna be fine.

3:00 PM – Oh look hockey!

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Written by Johnny Violence

The lead NHL/Hockey writer for Thoughts From The Bench.

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