THE BLOG

  • Malek’s Mandatory TFTB Fantasy Football Blog Post – Week 1

    In the words of Marshawn Lynch: “I’m just here so I don’t get fined!” Stay classy. Read more

  • NFL Tight Ends Love Toilet Paper

    NFL Tight Ends Love Toilet Paper

    In a world obsessed with Odell Beckham Jr’s love for poop (no seriously, it’s trending) something else has been popping up on the Twittersphere. Tight ends across the NFL are misspelling the word “role”…or are they? In what looks to be an Ad campaign for either a toilet paper company or Hawaiian Sweet Rolls, some… Read more

  • Carole Baskin Joins Dancing With The Stars

    Carole Baskin Joins Dancing With The Stars

    I highly doubt anyone was askin’ for a Baskin, but earlier today ABC’s Good Morning America announced the upcoming roster for Dancing With the Stars 29th season. Although there are many stars and recognizable faces, one stands out from the pack. Carole Baskin, the self proclaimed cat lady in Netflix’s docuseries, “Tiger King”. Other celebrities… Read more

  • Two Solutions to Help Donovan Mitchell Succeed

    Two Solutions to Help Donovan Mitchell Succeed

    Beyond the Arc by Ben Fiore Last night the Utah Jazz were eliminated by the Denver Nuggets from the playoffs. The series was an electric 7 games and we saw an absolute battle between Donovan Mitchell of the Jazz and Jamal Murray of the Nuggets. Mitchell put it all out on the floor averaging 28… Read more

  • Team Anastasia’s Fantasy Football Club

    Team Anastasia’s Fantasy Football Club

    This year in the Thoughts From The Bench Fantasy Football League we have possibly the greatest Co-Manger-ship in the history of Fantasy Sports.  Money-Ball Josh Elsass and The Legend Chip Whiten are teaming up to play in the league.  You: “Wholly shit! What can we expect from this 96 Bulls esc team?” Me: “Uh winning… Read more

  • Lionel Messi Picks Man City Because Of Course

    Lionel Messi Picks Man City Because Of Course

    You have GOT to be kidding me. It’s literally been a few hours since news broke that Barcelona’s leading man Messi wanted out from underneath the clutches of the Spanish powerhouse only for my hopes and dreams to not even last 24 hours. I mean seriously, I wrote this over a cup of coffee THIS… Read more