Holy mother of God, I really wish this story was true and not just a fake tweet. Yesterday, the Twitter account @cfbquotes posted this tweet regarding the Michigan quarterback's apparent misstep of not logging out of his burner account. https://twitter.com/cfbquotes/status/1147976312910274560 What a development this would be. Jimmy Boy has been under fire for a fewContinue reading "Is Shea Patterson the Kevin Durant of College Football?"
G1 Climax Round One Results
The first round of the G1 Climax was this week in Dallas. Of course the Wrestling League had their fingers all over it as the beginning of our own G1 Climax began. Each member of the league was randomly assigned a wrestler from each block of the Climax. Every win the wrestler gets in theContinue reading "G1 Climax Round One Results"
We are the Champions.
Weeeeeeeee are the champions, my friendsssssssssss. Back to back FIFA Women's World Cup championships for the women of the United States. Brilliant, honestly. This game was a tough one, and a close one at that. With fierce competition between the Netherlands and the United States the entire first half, leading to a 0-0 scoreline goingContinue reading "We are the Champions."
If You’re Not Watching Soccer on Sunday, You’re Anti-America
There, I said it. And I stand by what I said. If you refuse to watch either of the American soccer finals on Sunday then you’re no better than a damn commie. And you don’t want to be a commie now, do you? Both the Women’s and the Men’s US National Teams are playing inContinue reading "If You’re Not Watching Soccer on Sunday, You’re Anti-America"
Don’t Even Think About Drafting the Bears in Fantasy Football
Don't be the first person to draft a defense in your Fantasy League. I'll take it a step further: Don't draft a defense until the second-to-last round. For most other positions (QB, RB, WR), there is a stronger likelihood of a high drafted player performing to expectations. This is not the case for D/ST unitsContinue reading "Don’t Even Think About Drafting the Bears in Fantasy Football"
2019 Summer Cornhole Story – Week 04
Well that didn't last long.... That's what she said! See how many times the boys can cram a poorly placed slogan (that's what she said) into one postgame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDqyZTpz6DQ&feature=youtu.be
Wrestling League – G1 Climax (A Block Selection)
The Commissioner Ryan Thompson will be pulling the wrestlers at random to find out who is paired up with which New Japan Star for the upcoming G1 Climax. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk_wPApn940&feature=youtu.be
NHL Free Agency Round Up
Yesterday the NHL opened up its Free Agency window. The air was tense expecting fireworks, and all and all it wasn’t the worst first day we have had. Some big names signed some huge silly deals. Some teams benefited from it other not as much. The key points are as follows. Artemi Panarin signed withContinue reading "NHL Free Agency Round Up"
Fortnite: Is it an eSport?
Hey my fellow dudes and dudettes, how yinz been? Good? Good. Let's get straight to the point on this one, cause I've put a lot of thought into this topic after our savior, Deke, asked about it. Is Fortnite an eSport? Well...in my opinion...I guess? It's a stretch to me. It technically is, but notContinue reading "Fortnite: Is it an eSport?"
The Dallas Stars Bandwagon
Last year the Dallas Stars had a mid season crisis. They sucked, their stars were not producing, and they couldn’t win. Then the owner said some shit and wallah they made the playoffs. Hell they even won a round. This is a welcomed change to a middling Stars organization. Who seemingly never managed to openContinue reading "The Dallas Stars Bandwagon"
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