Hello, today we will be going through the wonders of my youth with the 2003 real-time-strategy game; Impossible Creatures. It is a pretty dope concept. You make an army of nine in which each of them is combined by two creatures. It is a wonderful and sometimes disastrous project.
It is also a great idea to build a balanced team of creatures. You don’t want all Level V’s (Highest Levels). You want a nice balance, but also an interesting variety. Let me just show you know what I mean as I asked some of the guys to make a team of creatures (even asked my youngest brother to join in for this one). You decide which squad is the best. I did not tell them what levels each creature was just to see how unbalanced their teams are.
Andre Frye’s Army
Level I Creatures;
Skunon Frog (Skunk + Poison Frog)
Level II Creatures;
NONE.
Level III Creatures;
Grizzleleon (Grizzly Bear + Chameleon)
Eagolf (Eagle + Wolf)
Level IV Creatures;
Spitting Coceros (Spitting Cobra + Rhinoceros)
Crocanther (Crocodile + Panther)
Bater Whale (Bat + Killer Whale)
Goreel (Gorilla + Electric Eel)
Level V Creatures;
Cheetephant (Cheetah + Elephant)
Great Whotamus (Great White Shark + Hippopotamus)
Overall Analysis – 10 Pros and 4 Cons
Austin Moorhead’s Army
Level I Creatures;
Antrat (Ant + Rat)
Level II Creatures;
Cheetobster (Cheetah + Lobster)
Piranena (Piranha + Hyena)
Level III Creatures;
Chimpattlesnake (Chimpanzee + Rattlesnake)
Hornram (Hornet + Ram)
Level IV Creatures;
Great Wholf (Great White Shark + Wolf)
Praying Manther (Praying Mantis + Panther)
Level V Creatures;
Whalerine (Sperm Whale + Wolverine)
Killar Bear (Killer Whale + Polar Bear)
Overall Analysis – 13 Pros and 2 Cons
Ben Fiore’s Army
Level I Creatures;
None.
Level II Creatures;
None.
Level III Creatures;
Wolram (Wolf +Ram)
Spitting Cagle (Spitting Cobra + Eagle)
Lionupine (Lioness +Porcupine)
Level IV Creatures;
Bullephant (Bull +Elephant)
Komodo Drorpion (Komodo Dragon + Scorpion)
Hippopotanha (Hippopotamus + Piranha)
Level V Creatures;
Crocilla (Crocodile + Gorilla)
Rhiny Bear (Rhinoceros + Grizzly Bear)
Great Wheetah (Great White Shark + Cheetah)
Overall Analysis – 9 Pros and 5 Cons
Derrik Whiten’s Army
This team is response to the video below and why Derrik believes the Grizzly Bear is better than the Gorilla.
Level I Creatures;
None.
Level II Creatures;
None.
Level III Creatures;
Eagy Bear (Eagle + Grizzly Bear)
Spitting Cy Bear (Spitting Cobra + Grizzly Bear)
Chamy Bear (Chameleon + Grizzly Bear)
Horny Bear (Hornet + Grizzly Bear)
Porcy Bear (Porcupine + Grizzly Bear)
Ramy Bear (Ram + Grizzly Bear)
Komodo Dry Bear (Komodo Dragon + Grizzly Bear)
Level IV Creatures;
Army Bear (Armadillo + Grizzly Bear)
Level V Creatures;
Whaly Bear (Sperm Whale + Grizzly Bear)
Overall Analysis – 9 Pros and 6 Cons
Greg Macafee’s Army
Level I Creatures;
None.
Level II Creatures;
None.
Level III Creatures;
Poison Frupine (Poison Frog + Porcupine)
Polar Banther (Polar Bear + Panther)
Spitting Cagon (Spitting Cobra + Komodo Dragon)
Level IV Creatures;
Cheetbull (Cheetah + Bull)
Chamilla (Chameleon + Gorilla)
Vultiger (Vulture + Tiger)
Corcagle (Crocodile + Eagle)
Level V Creatures;
Great Why Bear (Great White Shark + Grizzly Bear)
Rhinorpion (Rhinoceros + Scorpion)
Overall Analysis – 9 Pros and 6 Cons
Greg Malek’s Army
Level I Creatures;
None.
Level II Creatures;
None.
Level III Creatures;
Batagon (Bat + Komodo Dragon)
Grizzlupine (Grizzly Bear + Porcupine)
Chamanther (Chameleon + Panther)
Electricain Lion (Electric Eel + Mountain Lion)
Eagornet (Eagle + Hornet)
Level IV Creatures;
Bulling Cobra (Bull + Spitting Cobra)
Hammerorpion (Hammerhead Shark + Scorpion)
Level V Creatures;
Great Whing Mantis (Great White Shark + Praying Mantis)
Crococeros (Crocodile + Rhinoceros)
Overall Analysis – 10 Pros and 6 Cons
Josh Elsass’s Army
Level I Creatures;
None.
Level II Creatures;
Woleetah (Wolf +Cheetah)
Level III Creatures;
Vultanha (Vulture + Piranha)
Level IV Creatures;
Grizzladillo (Grizzly Bear + Armadillo)
Goragle (Gorilla + Eagle)
Polar Bagon (Polar Bear + Komodo Dragon)
Level V Creatures;
Elephing Turtle (Elephant + Snapping Turtle)
Woolly Mamorpion (Woolly Mammoth + Scorpion)
Mooson Frog (Moose + Poison Frog)
Horite Shark (Horse + Great White Shark)
Overall Analysis – 10 Pros and 6 Cons
Keaton Moorhead’s Army
Level I Creatures;
Batant (Bat + Ant)
Level II Creatures;
Piranain Wolf (Piranha + Wolf)
Lemmebra (Lemming + Zebra)
Level III Creatures;
Hammereleon (Hammerhead Shark + Chameleon)
Eagena (Eagle + Hyena)
Level IV Creatures;
Praying Modile (Praying Mantis + Crocodile)
Gorulture (Gorilla + Vulture)
Kangorpion (Kangaroo + Scorpion)
Level V Creatures;
Woolly Mamanther (Woolly Mammoth + Panther)
Overall Analysis – 11 Pros and 3 Cons
Ryan Marte’s Army
Level I Creatures;
None.
Level II Creatures;
None.
Level III Creatures;
Drageleon (Dragonfly + Chameleon)
Batwolf (Bat + Wolf)
Grizzly Dragon (Grizzly Bear + Komodo Dragon)
Komodo Panther (Komodo Dragon + Panther)
Level IV Creatures;
Hammerilla (Hammerhead Shark + Gorilla)
Croconet (Crocodile + Hornet)
Snowy Shark (Snowy Owl + Great White Shark)
Level V Creatures;
Great White Bear (Great White Shark + Polar Bear)
Great White Dragon (Great White Shark + Komodo Dragon)
Overall Analysis – 9 Pros and 7 Cons
Ryan Votash’s Army
Level I Creatures;
Ratunk (Rat + Skunk)
Level II Creatures;
Chamanzee (Chameleon + Chimpanzee)
Level III Creatures;
Ravolf (Raven +Wolf)
Hornanha (Hornet + Piranha)
Porcing Cobra (Porcupine + Spitting Cobra)
Batbull (Bat + Bull)
Level IV Creatures;
Scorpram (Scorpion + Ram)
Antiger (Ant + Tiger)
Level V Creatures;
Elephad Shark (Elephant + Hammerhead Shark)
Overall Analysis – 13 Pros and 1 Con
Well there you guys have it. Now it is time to vote!
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