Deke’s been begging me to come back (literally on his hands and knees, don’t believe him if he says otherwise). Guess he missed my spot on analysis of the college football world. Well, your wish has come true, Deke.
Smalls is back in the blogosphere. Prepare for take off, b****es.
Looks like I learned something in middle school after all. See you next year, folks!
(In reality, I’ve actually really missed writing. It’s time I got back to it. Keep on the look out for the return of the Vault, me freaking out about the possibility of no college football in the fall, reasons why we need natural selection, complex economical issues, etc.)
(If you don’t understand the article’s cover photo, read a book, you vagrants.)