Okay, everyone, it has been quite a while since you heard any draft talk from me, and believe me, quite a lot has changed from when I did my first mock draft for this year. Players were moved, some were suspended for gambling, and found themselves in the lion’s den (teehee), and everyone still hates Roger Goodell. What hasn’t changed has been my love for this NFL draft content. With less than a week before the draft begins, I am going to do my best to predict the first 63 picks for the first two rounds. It may seem impossible, but nothing is impossible when the “RankKing” puts the crown back on and gives you some content. Before we begin, I thought I would give you some updates if you haven’t been keeping up with a comedic twist of my own. This mock draft won’t be for everyone, but I wanted to be a little bit different than your typical two-round mocks that are going around so please enjoy the creative chaos below!
The Lions took lessons from Calvin Ridley.
Don’t pay C.J. Stroud to take your tests for you.
Snyder is out as Washington’s Owner (this one isn’t funny, I just hate the bastard).
Dre really wants Bijan to be the Eagles’ pick at 10 and likes to blame me for hot takes I never said.
By the time Lamar gets a new contract, the Penguins might be good again.
But enough talk for people because the King’s 2-Round Mock Draft begins now!
| 1.) Carolina Panthers | Bryce Young (QB/Alabama) |
| 2.) Houston Texans | Will Anderson Jr. (EDGE/Alabama) |
| 3.) Arizona Cardinals | Tyree Wilson (EDGE/Texas) |
| 4.) Indianapolis Colts | C.J. Stroud (QB/Ohio State) |
| 5.) Seattle Seahawks | Jalen Carter (DL/Georgia) |
| 6.) Detroit Lions | Devon Witherspoon (CB/Illinois) |
| 7.) Las Vegas Raiders | Anthony Richardson (QB/Florida) |
| 8.) Atlanta Falcons | Bijan Robinson (RB/Texas) |
| 9.) Chicago Bears | Paris Johnson Jr. (OT/Ohio State) |
| 10.) Philadelphia Eagles | Christian Gonzalez (CB/Oregon) |
| 11.) Tennessee Titans | Peter Skoronski (OT/Northwestern) |
| 12.) Houston Texans | Will Levis (QB/Kentucky) |
| 13.) Green Bay Packers | Lukas Van Ness (EDGE/Iowa) |
| 14.) New England Patriots | Nolan Smith (EDGE/Georgia) |
| 15.) New York Jets | Broderick Jones (OT/Georgia) |
| 16.) Washington Commanders | Darnell Wright (OT/Tennessee) |
| 17.) Pittsburgh Steelers | Joey Porter Jr. (CB/Penn State) |
| 18.) Detroit Lions | Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR/Ohio State) |
| 19.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Brian Branch (S/Alabama) |
| 20.) Seattle Seahawks | Myles Murphy (EDGE/Clemson) |
| 21.) Los Angeles Chargers | Zay Flowers (WR/Boston College) |
| 22.) Baltimore Ravens | Deonte Banks (CB/Maryland) |
| 23.) Minnesota Vikings | Jordan Addison (WR/USC) |
| 24.) Jacksonville Jaguars | Tyrique Stevenson (CB/Miami) |
| 25.) New York Giants | Quentin Johnston (WR/TCU) |
| 26.) Dallas Cowboys | Dalton Kincaid (TE/Utah) |
| 27.) Buffalo Bills | Calijah Kancey (DL/Pitt) |
| 28.) Cincinnati Bengals | Michael Mayer (TE/Notre Dame) |
| 29.) New Orleans Saints | Bryan Bresee (DL/Clemson) |
| 30.) Philadelphia Eagles | Mazi Smith (DL/Michigan) |
| 31.) Kansas City Chiefs | Will McDonald IV (EDGE/Iowa State) |
| 32.) Pittsburgh Steelers | Anton Harrison (OT/Oklahoma) |
| 33.) Houston Texans | Josh Downs (WR/North Carolina) |
| 34.) Arizona Cardinals | Jahmyr Gibbs (RB/Alabama) |
| 35.) Indianapolis Colts | Emmanuel Forbes (CB/Mississippi State) |
| 36.) Los Angeles Rams | Dawand Jones (OT/Ohio State) |
| 37.) Seattle Seahawks | O’Cyrus Torrence (IOL/Florida) |
| 38.) Las Vegas Raiders | Steve Avila (IOL/TCU) |
| 39.) Carolina Panthers | Felix Anudike-Uzomah (EDGE/Kansas State) |
| 40.) New Orleans Saints | Cam Smith (CB/South Carolina) |
| 41.) Tennessee Titans | Hendon Hooker (QB/Tennessee) |
| 42.) Green Bay Packers | Darnell Washington (TE/Washington) |
| 43.) New York Jets | John Michael Schmitz (IOL/Minnesota) |
| 44.) Atlanta Falcons | B.J. Ojulari (EDGE/LSU) |
| 45.) Green Bay Packers | Keeanu Benton (DL/Wisconsin) |
| 46.) New England Patriots | Matthew Bergeron (OT/Syracuse) |
| 47.) Washington Commanders | Daiyan Henley (LB/Washington State) |
| 48.) Detroit Lions | Drew Sanders (LB/Arkansas) |
| 49.) Pittsburgh Steelers | Jack Campbell (LB/Iowa) |
| 50.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Cody Mauch (OT/North Dakota State) |
| 51.) Miami Dolphins | Sam LaPorta (TE/Iowa) |
| 52.) Seattle Seahawks | Jalin Hyatt (WR/Tennessee) |
| 53.) Chicago Bears | Joe Tippmann (IOL/Wisconsin) |
| 54.) Los Angeles Chargers | Trenton Simpson (LB/Clemson) |
| 55.) Detroit Lions | Luke Musgrave (TE/Oregon State) |
| 56.) Jacksonville Jaguars | Isaiah Foskey (EDGE/Notre Dame) |
| 57.) New York Giants | Luke Wypler (IOL/Ohio State) |
| 58.) Dallas Cowboys | Zach Charbonnet (RB/UCLA) |
| 59.) Buffalo Bills | Julius Brents (CB/Kansas State) |
| 60.) Cincinnati Bengals | Antonio Johnson (S/Texas A&M) |
| 61.) Chicago Bears | Kelee Ringo (CB/Georgia) |
| 62.) Philadelphia Eagles | Cedric Tillman (WR/Tennessee) |
| 63.) Kansas City Chiefs | Jonathan Mingo (WR/Ole Miss) |
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