Don’t Bet on Degenerate Dennis

Denny is a great guy. He’s funny, he can kick the hell out of a football, but does he really KNOW football? Naaaaahhhh.

Dennis is known for being a gambler. A guy who takes chances. Way too many risky ones. Rumor has it he’s going to sit Russell Wilson and Cam Newton to start Carson Wentz. Wow… seems like somebody needs to call the gambler help hotline don’t you think? Me having Lamar Jackson and Michael Thomas facing weak defenses this week makes Denny vulnerable.

I like the guy, I truly do. He’s got a great connection to some of the best coffee in the city. He’s an adorable height, and makes good content. But this week, I’m gonna squeak out my first win of the year and make a statement that Deke got lucky and my team is here to play.

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Sports writer for Thoughts From the Bench. Specializing in NBA and UFC coverage. Author of the NBA focused column, "Beyond the Arc". Bridging the gap between comedy and accurate sports content for your enjoyment.

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