First thing I know you have terrible taste because you only referenced DC comics.
Second, do you understand sentence structure? Or were you to busy in high school drawing shitty Superman comics to pay attention?
Third, Tom Wilson is payed 5 million dollars a year to score goals and play on the top line. Your caricature of him is based in emotion and not fact.
Finally, stick to designing shirts, plenty there to keep you busy. Leave the writing up to a real poet.