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This week I face a team that’s named after a guy who was once billed as “TV’s Sexiest Big Man”……….. On a show that was basically a coffin on roller skates……… Not the most ringing endorsement.

This week I’ve got the 2 for 1 Moneyball special I like to call “Joshipper”. At this rate, I’m gonna call a spade a spade and simply say that I consider this a bye week. I’m gonna take a nice long vaca like the producer of TFTB did and take the dub without even trying.ContinueContinue reading “Malek’s Mandatory TFTB Fantasy Football Blog Post – Week 9”

Great. Fantastic. Just as we start winning we get Deke. How are you supposed to beat the guy that does all the fantasy advice for the channel?  How do you beat one of the best from the bench? The matchups!!!!  That’s how. Don’t be afraid to add drop and shake things up. Remind yourself yourContinueContinue reading “The Cap Meets The Boss”

This week I got the non-doctor known as Dre. What’s the difference between me and him? He talks a good one – but he can’t do what he’s supposed to do (in fantasy). I act on my feelings and never my emotions. I’m also used to living Roman Reigns style, he’s just straight bugging.

This week I face a false prophet. The undefeated team who scores the most but has the lowest points against. Treading water doesn’t work in fantasy football for long. Unless of course you keep bribing people with free coffee for wins………

I play my co-host this week who has forced me to put out content every week. Thankfully this ROTC looking douche only “pretends” to be good at fantasy football.

I’m on a losing skid. That’s definitely not cool. You know what else isn’t cool? Benny likes to steal people’s gimmicks. Not cool.

Instead of coming up with a creative post, I’m simply going to make this short and sweet. Vo, you’re not worth any type of effort from me this week. Stay Classy.

Big things definitely won’t be poppin. Little things surely aren’t stoppin. King Mitch better be ready to forfeit that crown. Because I’m coming in like a Claymore and putting The Hurt Business down! Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck.